Sexy Wife

I recently started working at a clothing store a few hours each week. Today was not a busy day. I had one older woman looking at jewelry when a young gentleman walked in, and right up to the counter.

"I'm looking for some sexy clothes for my wife."

I think that I blushed a little. Then I turned to the other woman about 3 feet away to gauge her reaction. She had a grin on her face, she was trying to control, as she pretended to be interested in the jewelry.

After a few awkward seconds and some "I don't know what to say" giggles from me, I turned to the woman and said, "This is my husband."

After a sigh of relief she says, 'Oh good, I was about tell him, "Good for you!'"

-R-